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australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease)


realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him


onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)


manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty


ILYSM OMFG

bombing:

Illegal Lies You Shouldn’t Murmur On My Forsaken Grave


asked by Anonymous

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)