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sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
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Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

BOOM

(via seaport)


fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents


novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling


sorelatable:

HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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NOT

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LOVE

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CHEESE

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ


drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(Source: neptunain)


cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team