/(' u ')/

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

(Source: j6)


ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends


gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves


nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”


Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*


spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years