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theonion:

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean
Men in the NFL deciding that men should get away with beating up women and abusing children and don’t you dare talk about concussions, you fucking wimp, just get the fuck back on the field.

inothernews:

Manly.


tangletots:

A couple weeks ago I got a frantic phone call from my friend saying she was at a restaurant and some dude brought a my little pony doll in and was having a date with it and i was completely unprepared for this picture that followed

relahvant:

brookeeverdeen:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

frostingpeetaswounds:

remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

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BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

i voted for her without parents permission

stand back


shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.


2dcc:

overbiters:

What does a white dick even look like

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(Source: kaka2007)


spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg


nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college


kequila:

when someone you hate asks for your help

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies


monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

(Source: wormparty)