/(' u ')/

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)


marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people


niallj:

extremely republican teenagers scare me 

(Source: moonemoji)


clannyphantom:

the only history lesson i need

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well
neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like